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Charles Phoenix’s Slide of the Week: Autopia, Tomorrowland, Disneyland, 1956

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Autopia, Tomorrowland, Disneyland, 1956

Get your tickets now for these events! THE “DISNEYLAND” TOUR OF DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES, Sundays March 19 and April 2, 2006 – and… THE RETRO DISNEYLAND SLIDE SHOW, Saturday March 25, & Sunday March 26, at the Egyptian in Hollywood.

Last weeks slide: “Autopia” of Downtown Los Angeles, the freeway interchange called the “stack,” and this week’s, Autopia in Tomorrowland at Disneyland. The similarities between the two are staggering!

In the background, telephone poles and electric lines service a fresh tract of modern ranch homes. Between them, on the other side of the green burm, a newly completed stretch of the Santa Ana Freeway makes a beeline from the Disneyland exit to the famous “stack” just forty or so miles northwest. Inside the burm is the most popular original attraction in Tomorrowland.

Autopia is an idyllic, child-proof, junior scale freeway where sometimes reckless and inexperienced underage drivers thrill to the delight of driving a gasoline powered car, many for the very first time. Many treat the pint-sized, European style sports cars like glorified bumper cars.

At night the mini highway is illuminated with two-tone yellow and navy blue dinosaur neck streetlamps; some with two heads! Oil-soaked asphalt contrasts the bright white cement posts and borders. A billboard representing Richfield, Autopia’s original sponsor, stands on the far right. Lush green grass and tiny shrubs add Mother Nature’s touch. An employee costumed to resemble a traffic cop directs traffic from the center divider of the overpass defines the scale.

According to the legend, in 1955, when Disneyland first opened, Walt Disney and his Imagineers had no idea that people driving on the junior freeway would get a thrill by putting the petal to the metal then smashing into the car in front of them. So just a couple of weeks after the grand opening the entire fleet of those delicate fiberglass-bodied cars were either damaged or destroyed. So they had to be re-bodied and fitted with bumpers designed to withstand crash impacts every few minutes.

Among my earliest childhood memories is standing up to the sign posted in front of Autopia clearly stating: “YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO DRIVE.” The disappointment of just not quite being tall was almost just too much to bear. Driving those little cars were way better than driving a go-cart and the next best thing to driving a real car that you had to wait until you were a whopping sixteen to drive.

Over the years Autopia has evolved at Disneyland. The latest incarnation is just as fun as it ever was and even includes an unexpected bit of “off-roading.”

Here’s to the Real Autopia and you!

Charles Phoenix

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2 UPCOMING EVENTS!

Retro Disneyland Slide Show
A live comedy performance created with amazing vintage slides taken in the 50s and 60s – IN COLOR! Saturday March 25, 8pm and Sunday March 26, 1pm. More Info & Tickets

… and …

“Disneyland” Tour of Downtown Los Angeles
Sundays March 19 and April 2, 2006
The similarities between Downtown Los Angeles and Disneyland are staggering! I will be your tour guide as we explore “Main Street USA”, “Adventureland”, “Fantasyland”, “Frontierland” and “Tomorrowland” in the heart and soul of the city by foot and vintage school bus. Info & Tickets

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LA Weekly: Our Cover Is For Sale

Weekly CoveredAnd here you thought the New Times takeover wouldn’t improve things at the Weekly. Check out the innovative new ad spot stapled to the front.

How pissed are you if you’re William Kelly and your entire cover piece title and byline is completely blocked out by a damn ad?

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I Feel Thy Pain, O Googler

barrysandersockI, too, have oft-Googled making a barry sanders hand puppets out of socks and found losanjealous to be the #1 return. When I click the link, however, I find nothing relating to making a barry sanders hand puppets out of socks whatsoever.

Frustrating, no? Take heart. I thought I’d help you out.

1. Save a single clean sock. The sock should be large enough to fit over a person’s hand. Sheer nylon is not advisable for this project.

2. Gather craft supplies: construction paper, black Sharpie™, wiggly-jiggly eyes, felt (orange, black, blue, grey), yarn, pipe cleaners, craft glue, cotton balls, elastic piping, crap like that. A 5″ toy plastic football helmet approximating the Detroit Lions or Oklahoma State Cowboys will be the icing on the cake, provided you can round one up.

3. Place hand in sock.

4. Mark areas for mouth, eyes, nose, and ears with a Sharpie™.

5. Cut red mouth from felt and glue in marked mouth area with fabric glue.

6. Drink one red stripe beer.

7. Glue wiggly-jiggly eyes in place.

8. Cut bits of yarn for hair. Glue yarn to sock. This could get messy, but gets easier with practice. Try crafting the entire Lions’/Cowboys’ offensive line before moving on to Sanders. By the time you get to Sanders, you’ll be a pro at this step.

9. If you are making an OSU Barry Sanders puppet, use a stencil to cut the number 21, twice, from orange felt and fasten to the front and back of the sock with glue.

10. If you are making a Detroit Lions Barry Sanders puppet, use a stencil to cut the number 20, twice, from grey felt and fasten to the front and back of the sock with glue.

Next week: How to make a tiny-wee jersey that will fit over your sock in lieu of glueing felt numbers directly to the sock.