This may surprise you my Starrlings but some people at traffic court, not all of them, but some them. . .have maaaaaaaad style!!!
So you may be wondering why I’m here. K. I was out with my palz Scott Gay-o, Ryann SeKrets, Jarryd Stilleto and Tom Skrewz at the Cha-Cha lounge (if this be dyke heaven then Starry wants 2 convert). One mojito led to another and somehow your Starry ran a few red lightz on the way to the ladeeezz room! Between u and Starry: I pissed on my steering wheel!!!
Which brings us to downtown. . .DOWNtown. . .when ur alone, and you don’t have a job, and you also have traffic ticketz. . .DOWNTOWN! And this place: it looks like the crashed Tran5former spaceship. If they had crashed in 1972 on a mission from Fire Island. But anyway anyway, what I am saying is that here of all places, there are people here who are scoring style p9ints! Well me for one of course, I wanted to look the part, blend in with the foreground: burlap skirt, peasant top (bear with me), drapey pashmina, pearls, middle-parted hair combed tightly in braids. I may not be free to go but I’m definitely Frida Kahlo!!!! jA jA Ja jA Ja j3 AY K RIKO!!!