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Seven (hundred and seventy-five million) for All Mankind

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Depending on your perspective, Los Angeles today may have either lost or regained a small slice of its soul. Seven For All Mankind Jeans has been sold to North Carolina-based VF Corporation for a sum that can only be described as “whopping” $775 Million. The Los Angeles-founded brand affected culture in a way few do, pioneering the high-end jeans market with its launch in 2000.

For kicks, a bit of unintelligible business press release-ese follows. (Which I swear is its own distinct dialect of English):

“These brands extend our reach to important and growing consumer segments, broaden our presence in healthy and growing channels of distribution, provide us with additional vehicles to expand our direct-to-consumer business through owned retail stores and online sales and offer the potential for continued growth internationally,” said Mackey McDonald, chief executive of VF…

With acquisition of Seven, VF Corp is one step closer to total brand domination. Their portfolio already includes Blue Chip brands Wrangler, Lee Jeans, Vans, JanSport and North Face. Perhaps it’s only a matter of time before we see Sevens on racks in Target under their ownership.

But did Seven cash out of the jeans game at the right time? Take, for example, as a current indicator of the stupefying absurdities towards which the high-end jeans racket has drifted, that apparently none other than Damien Hirst has recently decided to design high-end Levi’s for their ’Warhol Factory X line (who knew?) of Levi’s for 2008. Are mass-produced Hirst/Warhol co-branded Levi’s the culmination of the genre; the ironic death blow? Laughing right in consumers’ faces while taking ever more of their money for the same exact product?

Good riddances all around then, perhaps.

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Booze Food Pasadena

A Mexican Breakfast: The Hangover Remedy

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Hangovers suck. They can ruin your entire day. There are a million coping methods, most of them involving something passive, like lying on the couch watching 90’s movies on USA for a few hours. Another method is to eat a Mexican breakfast. This is something I’ve never tried because food is the last thing on my mind when I’m hungover. I asked a friend of mine who swears by the Mexican breakfast remedy and he said, “I don’t know how it works, it just does. I don’t question God’s ways.”

It’s Saturday morning and I wake up drunk from the night before. The hangover hasn’t even kicked in yet. I call my buddy Pablo, who is also hungover, and tell him we’re going to Los Tacos in Pasadena. Los Tacos is one of my favorite restaurants in LA; it’s cheap, they have great food, and the portions are big enough for lunch and dinner.

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Music

The Cribs @ Troubadour, 7/24/07

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Notes:
The talented Brothers Jarman who call themselves The Cribs returned to Los Angeles to play the Troubadour. While the trio did not exude their normal confidence at Coachella playing their new material, tonight’s performance was spot on. Throughout the show songs from their latest album Men’s Needs, Women’s Needs, Whatever seamlessly complimented numbers from their previous two albums. Was it due primarily to better set list sequencing, more confident playing, or just a full set vs. the abridged festival set was hard to tell. In between rocking out, Ryan and Gary met centerstage and whispered the language of twins in each other’s ear. This was all standard Cribs’ live fare, but like everything else the band does it was done with a lack of self consciousness. The crowd stuck around and urged the band to return for an encore. This was after the cymbal stands had been kicked down and amps already turned off. As they came back on stage, the band even admitted that they hate playing encores. Fellow Brit rockers Editors watched from the balcony as did LA resident Meg White. Courtney Love arrived solo to hang out with the band afterwards. Sean Na Na fronted by Har Mar Superstar’s non-alter-ego, Sean Tillmann, and promising young band The Hugs opened the evening. If you’re kicking yourself for missing the show, The Cribs will perform July 27th on The Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

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Gravy News

Kweller Latest Saucier To Pour Full Album Gravy Onto Los Angeles Concertgoers’ Dinner Plates

Los Angeles denizens have been blessed with Full Album Gravy™ of late. Last week saw Redd Kross performing Born Innocent, an opening act for Sonic Youth performing Daydream Nation at the Greek. A few days ago came the news that Lucinda Williams will hold court at the El Rey for five nights, playing one album in its entirety each night.

Today, though it’s not breaking news, Ben Kweller (via the Echo) greeted my inbox with the announcement that he will host a three-night stand in September, playing (you guessed it) one album per night:

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I may be alone on this one. But as I sit here smugly drinking coffee in the Sandalwood Conference room at the Marina Del Rey Courtyard Marriott, the deluge of full-album-format concerts this summer gives me pause and forces me to think which artists I would prefer not to hear the full album(s) of, in their entirety, in a live setting. I can think of several. Dozens. Hundreds. Maybe thousands! Feel free to add yours to the comment section.

Finally, don’t get your hopes up, but we are currently in discussion with people in Frank Stallone’s camp.

I’m just saying.

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Music

Snow Patrol @ Greek Theater, 7/22/07

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