HEADS UP
Kanye West, Rhianna, N*E*R*D, Lupe Fiasco @ Nokia Theater Mon 4/21
Kanye West, Rhianna, N*E*R*D, Lupe Fiasco @ Nokia Theater Tue 4/22
April 21 show sold out. 2nd show–April 22–just added. Pre-sale Friday, 2/15 at 10 am here.
Contest closed.
In which we finally catch up with a few new and soon-to-be-new titles. This round: The Hands, Peasant, Chris Walla, Baby Dee, Darla Farmer, Dengue Fever.
News comes from Eater today that a Mcdonald’s in Hacienda Heights has undergone the chain’s first transition (more to follow) into what they hope will now be a more relaxed, Feng Shui’d, Zen-like beef-and-cheese-purchase- inducing atmosphere, inside and out. To be sure, years of serving up beef and those beef-extract-inclusive french fries under the shadow of the Heights’ Hsi Lai (pictured), the nation’s largest Buddhist temple, have had a marked effect on the Hacienda’s hamburger-serving outpost. Mcdonald’s Corporation, bodhisattva to the world’s beef-eating masses if you will, has had a (presumed) longstanding tradition of operating under the Buddhist tenet The greatest quality is seeking to serve others (Atisha, 11th cen.) Let this then be further testament to the awakened purity of the Board of Directors’ collective selfless souls.
Related: My favorite Mcdonald’s site to date remains a true paean to the (Heights-inclusive) SG Valley: http://www.i-am-asian.com/
» Only in SoCal: The Country’s First Feng Shui McDonald’s (Eater)
We would like to extend a heartfelt “thank you” to our readers, contributors, advertisers and – especially – our publicity spammers with a lovely dual-colored bouquet of beets on this day of days. We just can’t beet you. INSTRUCTIONS: (1) Right-click image. Save to desktop. Print on color printer. (2) Affix to cardstock. (3) Write personalized note on back. (4) Stuff into tiny envelope. (5) Make the dog lick the envelope. (6) Give to classmate. (7) Be mine?
As promised, we now catch up with our two blind daters – one year after we left them. Are they still together? Did the date change the course of their lives significantly? Are they single? Available? Lost In Your Eyes Just Like Debbie Gibson? Litigious? Dangerous? Read, reader, and discover within the answers to the questions that burn you now.
SARAH’S TALE
As I mentioned to Ryan, my life has changed very little in the past year, and although I can attribute almost none of those changes to my Losanjealous-sponsored date, I do have an appreciation for authentic Cuban plantains and an obsession with Swingers’s Rocket Shakes, neither of which existed beforehand.
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Sarah
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